Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

You see this is why I don’t like the condensed season, we miss out on so much; now all I want is to watch the army of the dead sitting around and playing charades, and looking around for enormous chain, you know just in case

Arya vs. Robin in a FIGHT TO THE DEATH. While the camera lingers on LF’s “oh...shit...” look of resignation as Robin fumbles his sword walking into the arena, she effortlessly butchers him off-camera.

For me the dumbness of zombie dragon doesn’t come from zombie dragon’s powers, but his necessity. If the dragon was the key to breaking down the wall there should have been something, anything, making the Night King a bit more proactive in baiting Dany and the dragons. The laziness in establishing the sequence of…

I was rooting him to declare for trial by combat, just so we could have the comedy of Robin being the only one willing to be his champion.

GoT discussion is one of the things that made AV Club great. The pre-Kinja GoT reviews usually get 1000 posts within 12 hours. We aren’t even at 100 replies yet and this comment format is unnavigable. Good luck finding people to talk to when (if) those other 900 posts show up. (Yes, I’m aware of the Chrome…

BRAN: Dames, who needs ‘em? But you and me, pal, we get each other. Just two bros, hangin’ out, shootin’ the shit, doin’ man stuff. Like, um... um... scratchin’ our balls and... sports? And? ...er... my omniscience power is leaving me hanging here...

Kinja is stupid. The end.

Would talking to a therapist go platinum though?