Herzog Zwei. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. You are absolutely right, Peter. This is the best RTS almost no one has played. In fact, I’d go so far as to say it’s THE gold standard for how to execute an RTS for consoles. Such a good game, and an extremely unique experience to boot!

Never played? I played this shit out of this as a kid. Pronounced on the other hand... I’m not sure that the child me ever said it the same way twice. 

Mutant Year Zero if you have Xbox (free on gamepass). Military Madness if you have a TurboGrafx 16. What? Just me? 

I won’t go near the snakes

Ugh. This response is such garbage.

*thinks to self, “Huh, I’m about to turn 40.”*

I went to star this, but then paused and slowly pulled my hand back.

Stay with me here, I got a crazy theory:

Came here to make this comment and was glad to see I wasn’t the only one who saw it.

Not sure that this is a Jigglypuff controller and isn’t actually a Mitty controller.

Zack Handlen = Neil Degrasse Tyson. He’s not necessarily wrong, but he’s spoiling the fun.
 

but also

I couldn’t shoehorn it into the post so: don’t give up, skeleton!

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

Chocomel

Insert bad “One Night in Bangkok” joke here.

While I really liked Wakfu, it was ruined for me after I discovered the TV show on Netflix. The visuals and storytelling is so wonderful on the show that I found myself disappointed that the game wasn’t anywhere as good.