“I prefer conversation with people so I can be a snarky dick to every single person that talks to me.”

The Palico looks dumb? Maybe you’re dumb. Palico are amazing.

It’s okay. I don’t understand quantum physics. You can admit you just don’t have the mental capacity to understand something. You don’t have to get angry at things you don’t understand, like your post shows.

Of course, you do sound like a frothing Nintendo fanboy, with your stupid “everything should just be like…

Seems like you’re annoyed about not understanding this game, I have to wonder if you’ve even played the game.

A YouTube video with nearly 900,000 views titled “Why Anthem Should Scare You | Has EA Destroyed Bioware?” just miiiight be the type of thing that the second-to-last paragraph of this article is talking about.

“get a grip”

those joycons are hideous tho

Two problems with this story (or really one combined major problem):

Why didn’t she simply walk out? Why did she blow him? This is clearly a consensual sexual encounter she later regretted. “I didn’t really want to do it, but I did anyway” is not sexual misconduct.

Oh cool, where the internet jumps on some random person because they had the audacity to admit their partner needed self-stimulation to orgasm from time to time.

If you’ve been saving for 30 years and you only have saved enough to buy a new car.. you need to either have someone review your investments, or get a better paying job. In 8 years of working at a factory, I has saved and gotten enough return to almost buy a house.

I don’t know why I need to point this out, but he’s not saying he thought they’re all a bunch of rapists. He’s expressing his surprise that not all professional gamers look like 40 pounds of disgusting, sweaty shit in a 15 pound bag. He’s shocked that someone who plays games for a living could have anything but pasty…

I hate to use this card; but ‘as a black man’, articles and arguments like this (especially written from would be white saviors) are the worst.

As a “gamer of color” I’m immensely glad they removed the “garbage” and kept the technical mastery and attention to detail. My eyes can’t roll far enough back in my skull at the (largely) white critics complaining (!!!) that they adhered to the artistic style and removed the racist overtones. I can’t thank them…

What the hell? Do you want them to have a disclaimer that says:

Taking advantage of morons to separate them from their money is a tradition as old as time. The difference here is that they’re explicitly calling you a moron for paying for this game and any other games like it, but they’ll STILL make tons of money in microtransactions.
The joke is on you, which is why you don’t find…

another solution: dont buy Apple products that dont work even though it’s the 10th generation.

English teacher moment: “hurtling,” not “hurdling.” Unless the plane was leaping over fixed barriers, which would use up all the little paper bags.

how did you get that data?

Yep. Just 30 minutes ago, I called this network a self-parody of liberalism, where even the most innocuous shit gets shredded for being offensive.