Count on players to be idiots every time. Content teams and optimization teams are going to be almost completely separate, but hey, when did that ever stop anyone from complaining.

Is there a version without Rabbids?

I cannot actually think of a more useless thing for their engineers to have spent time and money on. It’s good to know that while they’ve been torpedoing all their exciting exclusives like Phantom Dust 2 and Scalebound, they’ve been making sure you can use ancient technology to play old games while connected to people…

Ah yes, the ‘Internet Firestorm’ that I’m only hearing about now, despite my roughly every 30s refresh of ‘new’ topics on most gaming related subreddits during E3 week.

Nah, it’s good. Great, in fact.

Good to see that the me generation still doesn’t understand opinions and that my entire second paragraph was wasted on you.

I disagree. It was supposed to evoke the late 70s style of fantasy metal art crossed with modern anime and I feel like they captured that. I watched Heavy Metal this morning and it’s right in there.

Square Enix has an awful record when it comes to updating their old games to work with newer versions of IOS. Same with Capcom.

I played the Elf, but maybe you’re thinking of a different game? Dragon’s Crown, after all, only features one heroine with ridiculous breasts.

THAT was your bugbear? Not the fact that the plot was garbage? That the comedy was typical surface level visual gags? That there wasn’t a single funny moment in the entire movie? That they took a smart, funny comedy that had well written dialogue and turned it into yet another ‘10s style raunch comedy?

I’ve never been a huge fan of star trek but this looks like a lot of fun. How much would I be missing out on if I only have a very casual knowledge of the show?

Really? How Do You Do It and Depression Quest are some of the ‘best’ free games on Steam?

So, I didn’t write the book, but ‘She Comes First’ is an entire manual on how to go down. I read it and it’s full of good info, and if you haven’t spend much time learning by doing, it can help you get a head start.

Aww, are you conflicted because made up controversy isn’t whipping the actual people who have been insulted into a frenzy? It must be so CONFUSING for you.

What, made it fun and interesting and not just a boring by the numbers tactics game? How dare they.

Rant is right. The games were not fun before to anyone but the most hardcore of strategy nerds. The optional removal of permadeath and the fleshing out of support stories (what you refer to with disdain as ‘moe waifu’) made the latest three entries far superior to the grinding slogfest that was FE pre-3DS.

Typical Kotaku. Huge attention grabbing headline for a fake news story, tiny correction that no one will see sandwiched between two minor news stories.

Shh. White people are being offended for you.

It certainly did. It talks about how he can shuttle bullets from his belt loops to his revolves with supernaturally ridiculous speed. He definitely doesn’t throw speed loaders into the air and catch them like he’s fucking Neo in the Matrix.

Winter Drake? *Really?*