It also happens to me when I talk to Dorian. You can get through it by pressing the Square (or equivalent) button on the controller, but you will randomly skip the next line of dialogue when you do, which makes talking to Dorian rather infuriating.

What do you pour on them, usually?

This won't work with any competent employee, fyi. They're supposed to check the live website and make sure that the deal is being offered by AMAZON. Third-party sellers are not (supposed to be) covered.

Possibly the most tumblr reply I've ever read. All you're missing is a shitlord.

Check out the Dragon Age Keep website. It lets you set your story state to what you want, but it also provides a default one and then narrates it with a little movie to explain the major events of earlier games (as they've been set, which you can change however you like.)

Excuse ME, but did you read Kirk Hamilton's reply detailing the reason that the PC is better is not shaders or textures, but the 60 FPS gameplay, almost none of which is visible in this comparison?

I think you forgot who's bankrolling the Xbox brand. They could probably give Xbox away for free for 5 years if they really wanted to.

If I was the only person who thought this way, 'Walking Simulator' wouldn't remain the number one tag on GH's steam page. I'm just the only person who bothers to post about it on Kotaku's circlejerk pages about how everyone who doesn't agree with them is a clueless retard who probably rapes women for breakfast.

I'm not really moving the goalposts here. I'm asserting that it doesn't have rules beyond 'real life'. I can 'play' the same kind of game Gone Home is by locking my front door and wandering around in my house opening cabinets and looking at books.

Well then, you clearly have a bias problem.

I can't turn into an eagle and fly away in real life either. Is real life a game?

Are you telling me the content in the video is significantly different than the descriptor that goes along with it on the webpage?

Because I don't need to watch it when it's made clear from the descriptor that anyone who doesn't think it's a game is a narrow minded knuckle dragger who is afraid of things they don't understand.

You're absolutely correct. I should not have put my own opinion there as a hook for you to hang your own opinions on. I repent.

Very good, you have managed to employ the logical faculties of a three year old AND cherry pick an argument to suit your....conclusion?

In other words, you have no actual argument, and now commence with the picking of nits. It was about as much a hidden object game as looking for the last fork in the silverware drawer is.

I don't remember a single puzzle in the entire game. And yes, that is exactly why it received accolades. Go back and read the stories. Underneath every pile of bullshit about atmosphere and world crafting, the single core message remains 'this game tried something different and since we approve of the message, that's…

If you can't complete the Sierra/LucasArts games, it's because you were unable to solve the puzzles in the game. That's a fail state. Also I'm FAIRLY sure you could kill Guybrush in any number of amusing ways? Maybe I'm thinking of various Sierra games. Can't die in GH, all you can do is wander around or turn it off.

I can think of two or three instances, one of them in the first five minutes of the game, where you must aim and fire a gun at an attacking zombie, or are forced under penalty of game over to avoid enemies.

Well I was GOING to watch the video, but when I can see strawman, no true scotsman, AND ad hominem being used in the very first paragraph, it kind of turns me off.