Indeed, if you’re a white person who can look at something like this and still argue there’s not a problem, then you are being definitively, uncategorically, and willfully, obtuse.

You are “free” because you sold your soul to white supremacy, not because of any virtue of America. Your “freedom” comes at the expense of people like us, regardless of whether or not you were born here. Black and Native peoples were here long before Irish and Italians, and yet they were accepted into whiteness…

Normally, I’d agree, except Melee fans talks such massive shit about Smash 4 that I will gladly take the opportunity to talk shit right back.

Or in this case, click a little star next to someone else talking shit.

Notice a certain game isn’t on that list.

You know you’ve been at Kotaku too long when you look at your own article and have absolutely no recollection of writing it.

Why does this song always get attributed to Shrek? Wasn’t it in Mystery Men first?

Well, at the very least it’s a valid TAS run. I’m thoroughly impressed by his ability to engineer the tool that ended up beating the record, if not necessarily his ability to play Zelda games very well.

FACT: This is perfect.

Because it is a lot easier to hide behind THE TROOPS than it is to have a discussion on an uncomfortable subject.

Wait a minute... an arrogant figurehead presiding over a dysfunctional institution with blatant disregard for... I mean, everything... hang on, if we just... swap out the... oh my god:

Sooner or later Nintendo’s gonna do Squid Sisters VS Off the Hook as a Splatfest. The internet will be eaten alive.

addendum: despite all of this, i feel like the true winners of splatfest were furries. i swear, 95% of my lobby were furry drawings, even on the day-of.

How about they ban “broken” GC controllers first?

It was in that moment Kirk knew, that he could not, in fact, stay off the hook and he may get cooked.

kirk, you’re canceled

I like this joke because I imagine somebody calling the Nuge a liberal.

Driving myself in the twistys = fun

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

Battleborn was not a shitty rip-off though. People only thought it was.