Well fuck, there goes my afternoon.

It’s an aerodynamic brick on wheels...

Holy shit dude... what the hell makes the wrangler so fuel inefficient?! That figure seems atrocious even by 2005 standards...

Never seen this before. As if the snark wasn’t hilarious enough, the heavy new england accent is awesome.

God damn...

GNX Trim package: twin turbo, V6, AWD? Maybe a 6 speed?

Hold the f’n phone... they made five Bring It On movies?

God damn, this is some good kinja.

I doubt she’s going to bite it, but I’m hoping for a, “Che paso mujer” line:

“For example, if they offered you $5,000 off a $70,000 car they should offer the same $5,000 off the $73,000 car.”

Get yourself a comfy car. Yellowstone is huge and there’s a lot of driving! Like another person said, top off your car before you enter the park!

I’m stealing this.

Facebook allowed 2fa via Google authenticator for years now. It wasn’t easy as they’ll try to get your number and/or install the Facebook app every step of the way, but it was definitely possible.

Dude, stay the fuck off jez forums.

I can’t imagine a girl’s support circle given out snarky advice when she reaches out to them. I wonder if this is why suicide rates are higher amongst males (source: afsp.org)...?

I’ve only been there before I had kids. First time was awful because of the miserable person I was with, second time with my then girlfriend, now wife, and we had the time of our lives.

You replied to someone else how you’re *not* an expert in groundhogs yet you replied to me with #groundhogfacts.

How the fuck would you possibly know the groundhog was not behaving “accordingly”. Like how did you even know it was fearless?

I’ve only ever known ground hogs to move in the opposite direction of any oncoming human.

The thing was scared and stuck in the middle of the street with no obvious place to run and hide.