Don’t know if you saw my other comment, but I live in the Bay Area and there are constantly situations that come out of no where - a pedestrian suddenly decides to jaywalk against the light, stopping traffic, a car suddenly decides to double-park, stopping traffic. All situations where it was obvious you would have…

I believe the problem is that there has already been a lengthy civilized discussion about vaccines in the form of the many peer-reviewed studies done in the 2 centuries since Edward Jenner discovered vaccines in 1796. Jonas Salk saved hundreds of millions, maybe even billions, of people from Polio when he created a…

This isn’t about questioning your doctor, though, it’s questioning all the doctors in the whole world.

In my case, pitocin was required because my waters had been broken for 12 hours with no signs of labor. Water breaking means bacteria can enter the uterus and cause infection so there really is a legitimate reason to get shit going as fast as possible. The alternative was a c-section. And I had pitocin with my third…

I had a horrible birth experience with my first little dino. I was a single mom, on Medicaid, at a teaching hospital. I ended up with a C-section after 23 hours of labor because he was positioned wrong. I have always suspected a midwife would have read the signs, which are pretty fucking obvious and I would not have…

Having children is not rational. Never has been, never will be. They ruin your snatch, your bank account and your social life. Best decision I ever made.

Shit is scary but I’d rather bring a child into this world who could possibly end up doing some good than not. Shitty people who don’t care aren’t going to stop having children in this environment. We need a buffer group of children who will grow up to care about the world and the other people in it.

Yes, it’s scary. Yes, I worry about the world my kids are growing up in. Yes, I worry about them being able to breathe air and not die in a nuclear attack. But this is life. It’s been horrible - and wonderful - since the beginning of time. We just have to live.

My 13 year old daughter does special fx! She’s attending a camp for it next week and I’m really excited. She’s self-taught so far so it’ll be interesting to see how/if she changes technique with instruction. Here’s her latest:

She’s 19 and it’s kind of her job to push boundaries now. She’s still a kid, while also becoming an adult and this is a pretty normal boundary to push. I’m guessing she won’t be dressing like this in 10 years because this is how people learn.  

Ducking great

Wow, make champagne popsicles is the new let them eat cake. I never got that memo. Nice.

He’s also the head of a religion, and ignoring that is just silly. The protocol is only for private Vatican meetings.

Well, the Saudis don’t actually require (protocol or otherwise) foreign women to cover their heads, as was pointed out when everybody threw shit fits over Michelle not wearing a head covering.

If it helps, I’m kinda drunk right now too. Tee many martoonis. My post was not a “humblebrag,” and I wondered if questions like yours would come up. It’s a good, honest question, and thanks for asking it.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

“Being naked makes us human” is one of those dumb as fuck things people who think they’re deep and meaningful say.

This reminds me of the time Snoop Dogg tried to sneak onto my plane incognito, wearing a bath towel over his head, like totes inconspicuous. Also, his jacket said ‘Snoop Dogg’ on the back.

How did this get ungrayed? I guess the commenters at jezebel have sunk to the level of the dailymail or TMZ, and it’s interesting and fun to talk about how disgusting this woman’s body is. Fuck you, and fuck everyone else saying similar things. It’s hurtful to ALL WOMEN, not just Kim K, when we discuss women’s bodies…