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WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

The body of Christ is full of calories.

Exactly! Women are sexualized whether they're fully clothed or fully naked.

If I sound like a lawyer that is not a coincidence. And I am a damned good one. You have been warned.

Check out Jimmy J from Pittsburg, TX's review (sounds like a real peach, and a "damned good lawyer"):

The feeling is mutual, Dama Sophia.

Gwyneth Paltrow would probably mistake my middle class suburban home for a refugee camp. And she'd probably be all Goldie Hawn in Overboard about it. "Ahn-drewwww! These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish! Am I supposed to just walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers?"

This always happens to "developed" girls. Which is awful, in that the way your body exists is not necessarily within one's control.

I'm | too sexy for the dance | too sexy for the Dads | too sexy for the lads

Please look into the keto diet. Come over to reddit and find the keto board. Read the FAQ. Try it for 3 weeks- it's a total game-changer. Actually, it's a life-changer.

I admire your openness, but media does not want to sell this. Why would we buy creams/makeup/spanx if it won't make us perfect? I agree that more realistic advertising and representation would be better for everyone. I love to look at 70's movies because you see big noses, wonky teeth, different figures - everyone

I look like one of those dancing hippos from Fantastia when I am working out and I sweat like Robin Williams at the height of his cocaine years. Sexiness is the last thing on my mind.

You definitely just created his next reality series.

How is it even possible for Johnny Weir to be so perfect? He needs to open a charm school or something. I wanna get Weir'd!

I love them. LOVE THEMMMMMMM