You rarely laugh or smile? Really?

Lol Sostanky has been trolling all morning. Not even worth it.

Tell me this is going to be available as like adult Fun Dip.

That was Jean Kilbourne! Of the amazing series 'Killing us Softly'
http://www.jeankilbourne.com/videos/

Something about the raisins in a Chunky bar make it taste even more like fake chocolate than it already is, bringing it to near Palmer's levels of fake. Also, I'm not totally convinced the Palmer's "chocolate" and Palmer's cocoa butter aren't the same company.

When I see a man drinking bourbon, I think—did this dude steal my bourbon?

This is my platform and I mean that literally.

that jacket really is unfortunate

Oooh. May I?

but, as a Royal can she drink wine while pregnant??? Daily mail is confused

Lily..... Stop.

Here, you need this more than I do right now:

That's exactly what I thought: her poor, poor liver.

This.

This is obviously the result of disordered eating and not any attempt at a real "diet." I know everyone seems to think that fruit = automatically healthy, but she's literally just eating straight sugar all day (and mainly fructose, at that). Her pancreas and liver (fructose can only be metabolized in the liver) are…

Hyperkalemia, here I come!