Isn’t “kinda rich” in Tennessee pretty much lower middle class everywhere else?

Eh... It is what it is. Weed is legal, Amazon is local and the weather is perfect this season.

In the regular season, that block would be a foul.

Nah, his friend is actually funny.

The new owners should move the fighting to the streets or some other exotic locales, like an Air Force hangar or a Japanese Bathhouse.

It’s weird not seeing a single person on their phone in the crowd behind home plate.

Maybe buying Splatoon?

To be fair, the last few Mariner seasons haven’t given him much practice for these calls.

Jay Buhner was decent. Though I think he had the most strikeouts in team history until Mike Cameron showed up.

NFL Network has gone all Deutsche-crazy

The Minnesota Huns.

....

Hold on. Was this Burge fellow going to the Bieber concert as well?

Can we start calling him Ja’Goff now? It’s been five months.

Um, she probably doesn’t look old to you because she’s under 45.

Why does his head look bigger than the rest of his body?

Big. Fucking. Deal. Everyone writes code nowadays.

Like when MJ and the Bulls let the Sonics win two games in Seattle so they could win the ‘96 Finals at home?

I’ll give you a pass if you were born after the late ‘90s Orlando Magic.

“Two Weeks.”