Mixing Sports with Comics... I thought nerd and jocks were at odds with each other.

Peyton Manning (two titles*)

Yeah, but, what about Kyle?

Could use more of Vince McMahon yelling “What a maneuver!” fifty times from WM X.

Is this “Stunner is real” shit the joke of the week right now? You’re like the fourth person hear to use it...

I could see a Broncos repeat:

Hmmmm... Balding, frumpy, pale, short and a baseball fan.

But, this is the greatest the NBA has ever been ever, right?

Who are the “Okay Yes Thunder” the Spanish Announcer keeps referring to?

It’s always nice to see another graduate of the Marshawn Lynch School of Grammar.

Winning football games at a professional level seems a lot more fun than collecting shoes... but hey, don’t let me spoil your idea of fun.

That maid’s spirit is stuck in purgatory, which happens to be OKC.

Anything is better than the vocal diarrhea JBL blurts out:

I haven’t really followed the NBA since the Sonics left Seattle for Schitthul, USA, but I got two questions:

Because of this, I know longer want to buy a Kia.

Is this a joke about steroids shrinking his nads?

What a joke she is.

Relax, fellas.

It’s like when someone says Ontario CA they acutally mean Ontario, CA.