This is plausible, but I truly believe the answer is much simpler. They know that Trump just won them the White House for the first time since 2004, they believe that he can do it again in 2020, so they’re in lock step with him until then.

“It’s like you’re a very healthy 80 year old. You feel good, you’re slower than you used to be, but you’re doing OK. But, you know you’re going to die relatively soon. Statistically, it’s inevitable. Time comes for all.”

“TREASON?”

Your move, Whataburger.

Congrats. You just found a way to “All Lives Matter” the Cosby conviction. Grab your complementary bag of “go fuck yourself” on the way out the door. We’ll be changing the locks behind you.

Anyone reading all of the Tweeted words eligible for today’s Code 45* will have noticed that they had a decidedly larcenous bent to them: “stolen”, “crime”, and “laws” were among them.

JUSTICE FOR VINCE YOUNG!!! HE WAS TAKEN BEFORE HIS TIME!

So, “Who Stake-burns the Stake-burners?”

Looks like that ass...

This Bannon thing made me remember some decent memes.

the marginalia is extremely amazing. splinter picked out some of the best ones.

pretty much everything out of that puckered fish lipped mouth is a complete fabrication, so not sure you need any phrase as a clue

Exactly. Like, how would people not understand a number? Either you signed more or you didn’t. It’s a number, not a fucking math equation.

Tell me did you ever want to read the mess of nonsense ravings that was Dangerous, the “book” that flopped by Milo “Trust Me, I’m Totally Gay” Yiannopoulos?

When the sun throws just the right amount of shade

Another good one from today:

MSNBC made a nice supercut of the Obamas saying Merry Christmas. Sorry for the screenshot it picked, but it should start playing at the Obamas.