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In happier news:

I know this isn’t the best place for it but given how I likely won’t be up for Barf or Dirt Bag later this needs to be said now.

-Look Lenny Kravitz is amazing. The fact he had never acted before Precious (i saw that movie this past winter when i was in bed with a week long flu, and i love it.) is proof he’s like a super talent DemiGod or something. My own mother is like “you need to let your body breathe” and goes commando at night, but not…

Good Lord, this like the Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle of suicide notes.

Watch this if you haven’t.

Trump goes on and on about “fake news’—while lying prolifically.

Thank you. My consolation is that I can sleep at night knowing I did the moral thing, something my born-again Christian ex wouldn’t understand. I also know that while my relative is still struggling, having someone stand up for him mattered a great deal. When all of us look back on this time, or are telling this story…

On a smaller scale, the same thing that happened to Corey happened to me and my family. My ex-husband was a city councilor where we lived. It’s a small position, but it does determine the police department’s budget. When my young male relative came forward to say that he was molested, he filed a police report,…

First of all, yes, I’ve “heard of vegetarianism” and have been one for 12 years. I’m not sure where anyone said being vegetarian is unusual in all parts of the world. But guess what? More than 6 billion people aren’t.

Roy Moore almost rushed the field, but saw bush and decided against it.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

The overriding message that if black people would stop complaining and just show some damn gratitude, America will be great again, is like a punch in the goddamn soul.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

It’s fairly simple to get things done comparatively in a Westminster system as the Executive is the Legislative branch too. Because Prime Ministership is inherently linked to the number of seats in the Commons you have the biggest party will “form” a government and because of our two party system that means it will…

Donald Trump is paying his copious legal fees out of his own dang pocket, which means the Republican Party no longer has to.

Nothing is worse than Darryl Worley rhyming “forgotten” with “bin Laden,” in this awful song disrespecting the victims of the 9/11 attacks by using them as an excuse for killing people who had nothing to do with those deaths.

+1 hefty fuckin fee

He’s still out going door to door collecting $1.05 from every American, because freedom isn’t free.