“Next time I get the chance I will jam it in there,” - Phillip Rivers

The Chargers play in Nashville now? 

“It really does.”
-Rick Pitino

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

Officials ruled that Dolphins WR Albert Wilson did feign a pass before he went down

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Oh fuck this noise. He got to see the 1927 Yankees in person and probably twenty something titles. Probably bitched about Torre not doing well enough as a manager because he was an Ital. 

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

Big Yankee fan here. Really tough loss tonight, and especially so for my 95 year old grandfather.

Special mention for McDonough’s “But that means play action should be illegal” take.

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

“Lay down and hide” has been my work strategy for 15 years. The trick is to not get caught.

Define time - Kyrie 

Those are definitely words

Dwight Howard agrees but adds a fifth pillar of things to stand for, and it’s peeing. 

i mean he certainly made a comment, that much is clear

Not to defend how ridiculously seriously football people (particularly coaches) take themselves too much, but the players do play a sport in which life-threatening injuries are a day-to-day possibility and in which they get a scant sixteen games each year to show off what they can do.

Why is it that quarterbacks who won a Super Bowl with Baltimore are indisputably the worst quarterbacks?

At the time, Parnas told the Miami Herald he had stopped paying because the team wasn’t living up to its end of an agreement that included a verbal promise to have a player hand him a signed team basketball at center court during halftime of a game in 2000.

If you happen to know which player was supposed to give this sweaty turd his basketball, let us know.