[Pictured above: Pop and Kawhi] 

This is the bleak arithmetic of the present.

BUTLER: But the most interesting detail of that whole scrimmage, that nobody knows? Thibbs was guarding me. Thibbs was guarding me the whole time. 1 on 1.

Or what have you.

Either way (it fits)!

Both sides, right!

Butt certainly not the 1st he's allowed

GIVE HER THE DAMN CAR FOR THAT SHIT!

Biden | Swallwell makes me sick to my fucking stomach

Dellavadova DiVencenzo whatever, except one is good. Yall which one I’m talkin’ bout

...$200,000 consulting fee from an assisted living community...

Or, I mean it isn’t like George is apparently telling friends (so already impossible) he’s getting indicted over lying to the U.S. Senate after meeting with the Ruskis a floor down from Pops an unlisted phone number who supposedly knows nothing...

Even the sub-headline feels surreal:

Who doesn’t love bondage and treason??

Scott Free is Prison Time's ex my friend.

With a loss to lowly Arizona, Mike Murphy could no longer

The Redskins need a QB right?

Ride that Reuben Foster train dude

What about the power of The Schwartz!!

...but life absolutely will go on in the face of it even if we choose to do nothing.