Butt certainly not the 1st he's allowed

GIVE HER THE DAMN CAR FOR THAT SHIT!

Biden | Swallwell makes me sick to my fucking stomach

Dellavadova DiVencenzo whatever, except one is good. Yall which one I’m talkin’ bout

...$200,000 consulting fee from an assisted living community...

Or, I mean it isn’t like George is apparently telling friends (so already impossible) he’s getting indicted over lying to the U.S. Senate after meeting with the Ruskis a floor down from Pops an unlisted phone number who supposedly knows nothing...

Even the sub-headline feels surreal:

Who doesn’t love bondage and treason??

Scott Free is Prison Time's ex my friend.

With a loss to lowly Arizona, Mike Murphy could no longer

The Redskins need a QB right?

Ride that Reuben Foster train dude

...but life absolutely will go on in the face of it even if we choose to do nothing.

The handing of the ball to the referee feels like a perversely minimalist excessive celebration now.

Meanwhile in the coaches’ suite:

Meanwhile in section 401...

Fixed that for you Chris.

It’s a distinct possibility!

For some reason we learned about Baba Yaga in like 1st grade and in retrospect I question this pedagogy.

That we’re cookin’ with MAGA baby