Somg That Makes Me Want To Run Through A Brick Wall...

/Susan Collins’ voice/ FUCK SUSAN COLLINS

we’re loud, obnoxious drunks with prolific pukers among us.

This would cause much consternation but I mean Kavanaugh busted his butt right?

Needs way more love here

/follows instructions/

So...totally based on first hand accounts from freshman college roommate James Roche, classmate Deborah Ramirez, published writing of high school classmate and friend one Mr. Judge, Christine Blasey Ford herself:

Pictured: Michael Avenatti

Doesn’t Susan Collins punish the world enough by just speaking with that voice?

The fucking President! A treasonous facist! Holy shit, where am I?

Terrible advice.

Just part of the pageantry! Play on!

the Cincinnati Reds now belong to Christian Yelich...

The only way to justify this $13 charge is if that line of salt isn’t actually salt, you know.

[Picture below: Collins grilling Merrick Garland Neil Gorsuch.]

McDermott on Vontae Davis  Lue on Lebron James: “He pulled himself out of the game. He told us he was done.”

Chris. Thank you for kicking off my weekend with the Nellie Kush. Damnit i love this.

...this season television cameras will capture Bill Belichick looking like he’s passing a kidney stone the size of Rex Burkhead while his team is up by four scores.