‘And now: The man who pays my rent!’

South Korea’s Performance Is Why The World Cup Exists

Impeachment would be divisive!

Pelosi can fuck right off

Dawg, all ur vids = disabled

Carolyn Bryant and her Becky ass can fuck right off

Lauren, #1 is correct.

+1 immediate Google search

Nate Silver, everyone:

He’s saying he’s the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time), stroking his billy goat’s beard. Get it? Pretty cool, right?

Jeff Flake can fuck right off to a tent in the desert

Quit stalin and take yours.

In Russia, tournament plays you

He’s always had a thing that white girl, amirite?

Book it. Denver’s a major airport. Lebron Sr. can be on a flight tonight.

Right. Maintaining journalistic standards in this morass, is not carrying water. More just professionalism of the 4th estate. I get the horror going on. I am horrified. But as the paper of record the ethical stuff still matters if you are the last bastion.

Hello is an audio tape of Susan Collins’ voice blandly defending hideous policies on loop.

Collins can fuck right off!!

Me Neither! Love the result. Not. Darkly. Depressing.