‘...the ball meandered through the infield with all the urgency of an old Basset Hound...’

Objectively: It’s not like the CIA ever worked for the people. She’s a spook to lead spooks

threatened to send them to the cat Gulag.

I know. Jorge, can they extend you an Extra Memorial Day?

Ah, the halcyon SanMo High days. Here’s Miller before Prom, where the Latinos were allowed:

This is the correct take.

The Mark Jackson / JVG combo is 48 minutes of hell

For just a star a day, you too can get this post all the stars

Report: Erdogan, Turkish Government Retract Kanter Extradition Demand

Report: #metoo Nails LBJ

Love your new beat: Chris ‘Quick Pitch’ Thompson

This is all Fly-Over/Gun Country’s deal now. This shit is absolutely insane. Fuck the Flyover Rubes.

Nobody knew!

God the police in this country. I hope Brown sues the MPD for goddamn everything.

A hat fashioned from Those 30,000 Missing Emails would have been jauntier

This whole story should be re-run under the headline: What If Devin Nunes Played Pro Golf?

racist White House aide (and chronic sleeper) Stephen Miller;

Oh shit, did Molson just find its new spokesman?