Went back and watched Valančiūnas’ reactions. Alternately exasperated and dead inside. Amazing.

I was laughing so hard by the end! Holy shit. That is truly great stuff.

Also, has this guy actually ever MADE any music?

If you thought the theme was Cinco de Mayo celebration, think again. Party theme: Wall.

Totally inadvertently on first glance read your name as AJ Daulerio. I am so, so sorry.

+1 Happy Valley

Me llamo Kris. Juego baloncesto. Donde la discoteca? Tengo sed :))

Point taken! I love pre-history!

*** ‘Back then, crocodiles patrolled the Arctic, and oceans were dramatically higher.’

(Sample lyrics: no one tells the President how to dress / no one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.)

Something something something but what about the one with the smoky eyes?

“Add a ‘C’ to Raptors, and now we’re talkin’...”

+1 oval office photo op

Bellinger is going as hard in that clip as batters do for 80% of MLB doubles. Roberts is just having that crushing of the managerial soul that accompanies an invigorating WS visit followed by an AL-ass-kicking of WS loss, followed by a shitty Spring of more losses. He’s got to vent the disappointment somehow.

Distict possibility.

Avid Deadspin reader, reader of Griffin brothers’ success stories and twin here. I am so happy for Shaq and Shaq. So happy. Conquer it guys!

Dang. Just every facet of his life shitbaggery.

The smell of cat piss scented with juniper, sir!