‘So: bring on the Playoff Larbon.’

Yes, impressive time management skills. Gabe Kapler-level optimization here.

But did he survive the ground?

Sho Time returns to L.A.(?...)

‘Are we really better than the Thunder?’

Tried to give you more stars. Could only do one. Sorry.

This team is gonna set records in futility. Least runs for, most allowed, least dongs, most dongs allowed, team with the fewest known persons, it’ll be great.

Officially my favorite* baseball family! Suck it Seagers!

A bizarrely prescient excerpt found in a query of CBS’s Transcription Archives:

Decisive in-game metric: Grayson Allen’s Tripping Index - .09%. I know. Ouch.

'The combination of the drama and the raw emotion of athletics and the critical analysis of it make for compelling television but not always for level-headed interviews with the participants who must immediately manage both.'

'The only problem with this plan is that’s the part they damn well better get right.'

Sad!

Oh, that is awesome

Definitely the breast pitcher.

Officer Kirby = Rowdy White

Let it go....

Great article!