And the Mongol Empire. And Atari.

Nice work, team. Awesome thread.

Cable news, at its worst, is Fox News. At its best, it is merely worthless.

OK, I pretended. :)

Fuck that. Imight actually RUN for city council or alderman. Maybe the school board. I’m not the most informed person and certainly not the smartest, but considering who’s president that does not seem to matter these days.

So what we need is a Proust Summarizing Contest

I’ve voted to Ditch Mitch every opportunity I’ve had since moving to Kentucky. I’m trying!

As a pissed off citizen of Kentucky I can agree with you. Both have done enough damage to both the state itself ( looking at you right to work) and the nation as a whole!

Now that is a comment!

If not more . . .

I felt guilted into showing up for a single school board election a little bit ago. Pretty sure the guy who won is racist, but-by god-one of those 326 votes cast for him was not from me!!

Vote in every election you can. A shitty city council member can fuck your life over just as thoroughly as a shitty US president.

He makes the best pecan sandies, and everyone in Kentucky knows it.

Fuck the people who are doing this. Fuck everyone who is enabling them, and fuck everyone who has allowed it to happen through their own inaction or hand-wringing over emails and speeches. This was all avoidable. This didn’t have to be our reality. Fucking vote in 2018. Vote in 2020. Vote in 2022, Vote in 2024. If…

“Just be glad you’re not getting all the government y0u’re paying for!”

I have a visceral distaste for the Francos. I actually—mostly unironically—love The Room, but I am not even slightly interested in this.

B-b-b-but American Psycho has Jared Leto in it! And that movie is great! Because (spoiler) Jared Leto takes an axe to the face in it!

Oh, um, yeah...right, prevention. Of course.

One time I was watching the Knife Show and they had a "Jug of Knives" for sale. It was amazing. The host is like "This will be great for Christmas presents! You'll have knives for everyone!"

You have to hold the knives to the potential buyer's children's throats to get a fivefold ROI.