Bret Hart dodged the Warrior treatment in the WWE DVD lotto. Because he cooperated with the production, he got The Best There Is, The Best There Was, And The Best There Ever Will Be. If he hadn’t showed up, the were ready to roll with their first choice: SCREWED. Bret saw what they’d prepared, and it was an absolute…

And the moral of the story? Give this hour back to Al Roker.

HDTV has been a real boon for dog television viewing habits.

“It’s more like Contra by way of Fleischer cartoons from the 1930s...”

Fun fact: USB XBox controllers are auto-recognized by Win10 now. You’re still not on the couch yet, but it’s something.

If you do what I did and bought an installation key off of MS through Amazon (because that’s where my gift card money was), you enter that in through the XBox app, which validates it and loads up the Win10 store for the PC install. So with that many steps, a breakdown somewhere was inevitable.

The pictures are what they are, but the interview itself felt like the writer was stretching to fill column space.

The thing that really bugs me about the Trump cold opens is a staging tendency to awkwardly line everybody up in front of the Oval Office desk to deliver the lines. I don’t think it happens every time, but it’s definitely happened a few too many.

Monty left his mark on a lot of artists, didn’t he?

Hey, if it worked for Rob Schneider’s career...

I assume Sean’s referring to the mouse in his pocket.

Another sad victim of sudden offspring disappearance syndrome, colloquially known as Chuck Cunningham Disease (because saying “She came down with a bad case of the SODS” provokes inappropriate laughter in some countries).

So the 2017 version of the Make Room For Daddy “Mommy’s gone to heaven” moment is “Bills, bills, she’s dead, by the way.” Delightful.

Knees, elbows, sometimes jawbones.

Cesaro left a piece of himself in that arena tonight. Maybe two.

Th...that’s...

Let’s see, they’ve got Exalted Cyclops, Grand Giant, Grand Dragon, and Grand Wizard, and I couldn’t make it to the list of deprecated lower offices without bursting into uncontrollable laughter, keeping in mind that these titles were applied to real people with deeply unpleasant intentions.

Team Benny got dropped by General Foods in 1944. Because of rationing, they were already selling all the Jello and Grape Nuts Flakes they could produce.

The interesting part about Jack Benny’s presence in the comedy exodus is that it probably could’ve been avoided. The problem (or at least one of them) was that NBC sent a guy named John Cahill as part of their negotiating team to keep Jack on board. Cahill was the prosecutor in a 1938 smuggling case in which Benny,…

It’s an honest mistake. You never forget your first complete vertical bowel integration.