One of the papers popped a theory that because he watches TV all day(!), his surrogates and underlings actually use "the shows" to talk to him. It's strategery, I tell ya.

My joke about last year's dinner that Trump was going to end up with Jeff Dunham or Larry the Cable Guy is starting to look like the most likely outcome.

Well, the final colony plan was to turn the Earth into a floating whiffle ball, so that's definitely within the realm of possibility.

If you view organic life as a nuisance instead of an asset, it's a substance worth being able to control.

"A Lapis terraforms." Just in case you thought our Lapis was just hanging out on Earth during the war. Steven leaves the zoo with more follow up questions than he arrived with. Can't wait to see what happens next.

Allow me to point out the obvious:

The "Are you jelly of my slime?" might fit in a pinch.

Kellyanne Conway, today: “Kate McKinnon clearly sees the road to the future runs through me and not Hillary.”
John Cena, last year: "The future damn sure must run through me!"

Fake George Orwell quote, used to illustrate an opinion piece about "alternative facts".

And yet, some things you just do for the thrill of doing them yourself. If that makes me an artisinal hater, so be it.

Modern technology is a whiz at automating repetitive tasks that desperately need to be done.

With a WBB bump for the first ad break. Cartoon Network has been weird lately.

Taco Bell: Because your life means nothing to you now.

I ask you, is it possible to have a reasonable discussion about anything Full House?

Considering the tantalizing promo art that dropped with the SU announcement, you might actually be getting your wish.

"Sylvester Stallone might be part of the Trump administration"

Dude deleted a secondary channel with only 2 videos on it. which he apparently set up earlier this year specifically for this stunt.

Y'know, if you had waited two more hours before posting this article…

"Your response to the year in which you’re living is probably actually your response to the internet."

I feel for you. The first time an election breaks your heart is always the worst, and if you pay attention to politics, it happens a lot.