Allow me to point out the obvious:

The "Are you jelly of my slime?" might fit in a pinch.

Kellyanne Conway, today: “Kate McKinnon clearly sees the road to the future runs through me and not Hillary.”
John Cena, last year: "The future damn sure must run through me!"

Fake George Orwell quote, used to illustrate an opinion piece about "alternative facts".

And yet, some things you just do for the thrill of doing them yourself. If that makes me an artisinal hater, so be it.

Modern technology is a whiz at automating repetitive tasks that desperately need to be done.

With a WBB bump for the first ad break. Cartoon Network has been weird lately.

Taco Bell: Because your life means nothing to you now.

I ask you, is it possible to have a reasonable discussion about anything Full House?

"Sylvester Stallone might be part of the Trump administration"

Dude deleted a secondary channel with only 2 videos on it. which he apparently set up earlier this year specifically for this stunt.

Y'know, if you had waited two more hours before posting this article…

"Your response to the year in which you’re living is probably actually your response to the internet."

I feel for you. The first time an election breaks your heart is always the worst, and if you pay attention to politics, it happens a lot.

It's not Trump so much as sub-group of Trump supporters who never learned how to make a swastika with spray paint. And that's already started happening.

The two minute SU preview leaks that Reddit's been drooling over have a tendency to cut right at the moment before the episode's plot (or theme) lands. So what was the cut point for the Three Gems leak? A quiet moment of emotional devastation. And boy, wasn't that right on the money.

All Asuka needs to do to flip her alignment is to look at herself in a backstage mirror. Because as we know from the Horsewomen, the NXT backstage mirrors eat souls and replaces them with hard-hearted, ruthless aggression.

The problem is that was the tone that started every single political post on Tumblr for the past six months (unless I'm not reading widely enough). If a social media poster is genuinely trying to flip somebody to another viewpoint, the wrong way to do it is by instantly putting the person they're trying to convince on…

Lower your expectations accordingly, Dennis. It looks like the election special will be showing clips from The Most Dreaded Episode of the Modern Era.

Yeah, sounds like you missed the Meaney window. You also missed the talk show Denis Leary did before he blew up. That network was a different type of nuts before South Park and the Jon Stewart Daily Show hit.