As a great man once said, people grow whether they want to or not, but growing up is something you got to decide to do.

My mom would like to have a word with you. Or at least she would if I could talk her into doing social media.

If Rose Quartz was (at least presented as) the Homeworld's Lee Harvey Oswald, it only makes sense to have a Ruby try to take her out.
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Too soon?

You're outside of the family plan, so there'd be a surcharge involved.

If Army's taking over, what do we do with the rest of the Rubies?

That reminds me: I'm giving Pearl points for anyone who can whip up an edit of Steven's Earthlings pep talk to Amethyst with the GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER rant.

Season 4 will be renamed Connie Maheswaran and the Crystal Gems. Still with singing and crying, but mostly crying.

I dunno, Jasper has been enough of a thug so far that a weaponized headbutt suits her.

The strategy's working pretty well. This episode was not just the highest rated show the network last Thursday, but the day's overall #1 show on cable TV.

(This week on the Internet.)

Just a note that Matt Burnett knew what he was doing when he warned us off the spoilers for this next stretch. That episode was so much more righteous coming into it cold.

What type of range can a Cookie Cat walkie have if HE LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND?

If that one SDCC clip they just posted is any indication, he's got a few triggers.

Keep Beach City Degentrified.

Ice Bear doesn't like the direction you're steering this conversation.

"[…]rents in Beach City are unbelievably low and we should all start looking for apartments there."

Oh dear, sounds like you bleu your top.

When it comes to livening up a formula, they're not afraid to bring the pepper, Jack.

Do you think now he can come back and BE OUR CURRENT EVENTS DAD AGAIN?

Thankyew, I'll be here all week. BECAUSE I NEVER LEAVE.
Hahahaaaaagoddammit…