"obvious jobber Jack Swagger"

"obvious jobber Jack Swagger"

Considering every Idol contestant thinks they can do Mariah-style dog whistle vocal runs, this announcement was inevitable.

Considering every Idol contestant thinks they can do Mariah-style dog whistle vocal runs, this announcement was inevitable.

"The truth is—[GET ON WITH IT!] it’s easy for me, because as soon as I sense my audience’s attention wandering, all I have to do is type"

"The truth is—[GET ON WITH IT!] it’s easy for me, because as soon as I sense my audience’s attention wandering, all I have to do is type"

Oh, you can still get the converters at certain big box stores and online outlets. It's just that you have to pay full price ($50) for them now.

Oh, you can still get the converters at certain big box stores and online outlets. It's just that you have to pay full price ($50) for them now.

Seriously, it's obviously old news that a lot of us haven't heard, but it's still old news. Why today of all days?

Seriously, it's obviously old news that a lot of us haven't heard, but it's still old news. Why today of all days?

The whole week was marvelous. Any show where the host has to tell Mila Kunis not to skip through a graveyard is a thing to be cherished

The whole week was marvelous. Any show where the host has to tell Mila Kunis not to skip through a graveyard is a thing to be cherished

#sixseasonsandamovie? After this, I'll settle for 13 episodes and no series-ruining changes.

#sixseasonsandamovie? After this, I'll settle for 13 episodes and no series-ruining changes.

Fun fact from Michael Schur on Twitter: Mike O'Malley was nearly cast as Ron Swanson. Imagine the alternate universe implications of THAT decision, if you dare.

It's not just small-timers that aren't in the ironically named "TV Everywhere" authentication package. My one and only local cableco is Time-Warner Cable—totally spun off from regular Time-Warner, but still pulling in billions a year from 14.6 millions subscribers, so it's not like they don't have pull—and they're not…

Don't you dare touch that grade, Todd. The Starburns death is out-of-nowhere startling, but note perfect for a Dick Wolf parody.

Brandon Hardesty belongs to the world now. The world of having explosive diarrhea over the side of a moving boat on national television.

Didn't Russo himself win the win the WCW world championship once? Presumably to prove that belts don't matter? Not when you're booking the show, Vinnie…

Arquette winning the title was the first time I ever cursed out loud at something I read on the Internet.  But to bring this full circle, Will Sasso wrestled Bret Hart on a 2000 episode of WCW Nitro…until MAD TV castmate Deborah Wilson double-crossed Sasso, because hey, why the hell not. Those last few years of…