shit…
Legendary VIDEO failures….
I totally suck.

Mark the date….
Between Shit My Dad Says, Outsourced, and the Blockbuster bankruptcy, September 23, 2010 will probably go down in history as a day of legendary failures.
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THANKYEW! TIP YOUR WAIT STAFF!

As was mentioned in another web forum…
Do NOT Google "meat lily." Especially if you're at work…

That skimpy bio in the Dan DeCarlo book?
If it mentions the Josie and the Pussycats lawsuit, I'll sleep under the house tonight.

Seconded. You're doing God's work, Leonard Pierce.

The Nick Madson situation would be like a cover band ONLY if the cover band never admitted that it was a cover band and just drove around the country claiming that THEY wrote "Born To Run" or whatever and then lied again when Bruce Springsteen's lawyers came around to kick 'em in the nuts. And also (since I want my…

You misspelled "Someone is stealing stuff off my desk when I'm not looking and trying to get a pay raise with it." And in the case of intellectual property, this is how you "fucking deal with it." By making the thief famous for being a thief. Hope this helps.

The only thing that hasn't been mentioned that hit me in the "awesome" spot: that kid's snarky "Who?" after "Winona Ryder knits!"

auuugh Muslin != Muslim….that's what I get for being clever.

The terrible swift fury of ZAC CHESSER!
Hey, Fox News gave us something useful!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2…

Timelords Don't Like Haycorns!
Was I the only one who was getting a House on Pooh Corner vibe from the Doctor trying to figure out what his new mouth wanted to eat? It just added to the fairy story vibe of the opening…

In an ideal world, we'd be halfway through season 2 of Kings right now.

God, I forgot that people on the Internet assume you're a crank just because you SOUND like you're a crank. Sorry, folks. Carry on…

Where was *I* when Conan needed me?
I WAS WATCHING CONAN, just like I have since he took over Late Night, and since he took over Tonight. Sorry, buddy, but if "you're lying if you say you were watching" is all you've got, this is all I can come up with in response. I'm a long-termer.

I still think Pascals Penises would be perfect for the lit lover with a difference. But I'll go instead with Anderson's Pooper 360.

Leno with another talk show? Stop dreaming like a pussy, NBC…
I say they give Jay the Saturday night prime time dead zone (ALL OF IT) and make him the English-language Don Francisco. That's right, Jay Leno doing Sabado Gigante. Hell, *I* might even watch it.

Wait just a minute…people hate the Frank Grimes episode? I am sooooo out of sync with Internet rage.

@Henry: Kino never double-crosses you with indiscriminate needledrop scores…at those prices, they damn well BETTER not. Every release I've seen from them has at least one specially composed score, and sometimes (like the Metropolis DVD) they'll get lucky and dig up the original premeire music.

Metalocalypse recaps?
Yes please. I can see why somebody would get burned out on trying to do that with the entire schedule, but this and VB have the best design values of just about any animated series on the network.

Don't be ridiculous. LOTS of us are aroused by women who want to beat the shit out of us!