There’d be ISIL or some variation of it no matter what and I don’t get why we think otherwise. As a moderate republican I find it asinine to blame President Obama for their creation.However I find it equally ridiculous to plane former President Bush.

A writer for deadspin making a stretch Armstrong level leap?!?! Whaaaaaaat

Solid false equivalence

This might mean a little more if the guy doing is wasn't on his way out of the league

Warren Zevons ghost wrote this headline

You mess with the bull, you get the horns

Burneko mad

As a Bruins fan there are endless choices but Zach Hamill in 2007 has to be the choice

You're really good at jokes, I bet...

People realize, and no one cares. Why? Because no one in the US cares about soccer. Well not enough people to make a difference. Until our best athletes aren’t playing football/basketball and to a lesser degree baseball, hockey and lacrosse we will never be competitive

Shoulda sent out the USWNT they would've probably only lost like 2-0

Spades is a game for fucking idiots

Haha settle down softy

Perhaps it’s tongue in cheek given their governments hate for the gays? Perhaps I’m giving them too much credit! At least it doesn’t say “no homo”

So jealous

Hey puja fuck you. And anyone who doesn't like Steph.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha bankruptcy it is

The “gibbering moron” next to her who said Jews are stingy is Jewish.... The more you know.

You stopped reading someone's comedic articles because of the comments? That makes so much sense...

Hahahah