You must really be uncomfortable in your own skin.

I’m actually more startled that people still wear Penn State stuff than I am that people are sporting Nazi stuff. At least there’s a diagnosable, traceable ideology to Nazism and the Holocaust, of “I am better than you and will take what’s yours,” wrong as it objectively is. Penn State though, you’re just like, so…

Deadspin party line #1: Lebron is a basketball god who can destroy worlds and feed off of the suns energy

I read each site because they act like the other doesn’t exist.. except on rare occasions. It’s nice to have two places to go read similar material that’s viewed in different lights. I know Pres is a dick. I don’t need Samer out here telling me Pres is a dick. I came here to read about fucking tennis or why my…

Fuck everything Cleveland. That is all.

I guess we have to generationally go through it: after all, Robbie van Winkle of suburban Dallas became Vanilla Ice, Miami street thug (one of my college roommates went to high school with him).

Michael Bennett was unavailable for a key play because he noticed that a Texas A&M student paper sportswriter he butted heads with in 2005 had retweeted something wack and was pressed into responding.

One week ago, Albert Burneko wrote in the comments: “You really can’t conceive of any reason to want your team to advance in the playoffs other than a clear likelihood that they’ll be the one team in the entire conference that gets to play in the Finals? It’s truly inconceivable to you that somebody might want to see…

Ah yes. The NBA Playoffs do suck, but you are saying that the CELTICS are the ones draining the “fun” from these playoffs by refusing to get swept. I bet if your knicks were not the worst team ever (Didn’t this site call them a super team at the beginning of the year? LOL) you’d be talking about them showing grit and…

Well yes, but this isn’t about watching basketball. Burneko is upset because the storylines on his favorite soap aren’t as interesting as they were last year.

So far the worst thing about this season is everyone falling over themselves to show how sophisticated they are by complaining about it. The basketball itself has been entertaining as ever.

Rust never sleeps.

Burneko can you shut up? We get it, you’re mad that the Wizards lost again.

He reminds me of Bodie Broadus.

The Knicks with a 1st Round Draft pick is like a mule with a spinning wheel.

Not sure how he’d fit into the triangle offense, but he definitely has potential as a key player in the ongoing and irrevocable destruction of Phil Jackson’s legacy.

BUTLER: “You’re not the boss of me now, you’re not the boss of m-”

A Brady defender could here say that Best Buddies makes back every penny they send his way many times over due to Brady’s work for them, and that would be true, but this utilitarian argument overlooks that Best Buddies would be even better off if Brady did all the work for them he does now and they didn’t send any…

Steve Martin... or cult leader Jim Jones?