Probably afraid that Scherzer would’ve ripped his jugular out if he tried to yank him. 

Surprised you didn’t mention the bit of baseball luck on the Pederson liner that juuuust drifted foul. Things like that almost make me think the Nats might have a shot. Here’s hoping Strasburg comes out breathing fire on Wednesday

It was a somewhat poorly crafted hyperbole

Chris was saying the soft liner could’ve been outrun in terms of footspeed being faster than the slow moving ball. 

Lamenting the slow and steady demise of American journalism doesn’t have to be couched in “I used to read this paper”...

I believe he prefers “Hank Pym” or “Scott Lang”.

Hard disagree on Scherzer and Strasburg being the only two guys to fall into “best guys”category considering Corbin is one of the best left handers in the league...

If this keeps up, Parker and Fisher may have to have a meeting in Temecula. 

Someone call a lifeguard! 

It sounds to me like USA swimming is going to be drowning in litigation soon. They really jumped into the deep end with that insurance scheme. And the years of concealing sexual abuse is a real 400 meter IM. 

I don’t own a Switch and I don’t really play on PC hardly ever, but damn if this game isn’t reallllly making me want to do one of them. My lust for the goose-dom knows no bounds

According to my calculations, Zubac should be ranked #420th

According to my calculations, Zubac should be ranked #420th

-Sent from my Tropospheric 9

My friends and I in college had a groupme that was called the PoopMe, and it was used exclusively for posting pictures of impressive or otherwise noteworthy dumps. 

I saw the trailer earlier this morning and did a solid double take when Francesa appeared, had to rewind and see it again. Side note, dramatic Sandler had my curiosity, now he has my attention 

Man, a double googly, what a shocking caper. You just know that whichever intern pulled this off will be snickering about it for the rest of his/her life

I really appreciate Deadspin’s long-running dedication to continuing to use the doze off GIF. It’s probably only matched in terms of long term bits by the Gruden Red-Face