I really miss the Deadspin Videos TM with the accompanying indie rock and suuuper slo mo

Hell of a straw man he constructed there comparing the most successful baseball team in history to the Tampa Bay fuckin’ Buccaneers...

“...somebody pulls me from behind, you know, and I turned around and popped him! I looked down, and whoa man, it’s Mickey! I punched his lights out!”

It’s like the plot to Vice Principals! Ah, the sweet intrigue of high school internal politics

It’s a meme, we don’t expect you olds to understand

Hooray for being the lowest common denominator!!!

Damn, how are you grey GalvaTron Guy? 

Man, I can’t wait until Tebow’s moved on from his currently failing career to the next phase: politician! Surely that sanctimonious, holier than thou attitude will only translate into being an attentive and compassionate legislator for the “fine” people of Alachua county!

Well I’ll stand with you in solidarity on the employment front, seeing as my job sucks total ass too. But that doesn’t mean we gotta drag everybody else down with us, smoke a joint when you get off work tonight and try to put a positive spin on things  

Well I’ll stand with you in solidarity on the employment front, seeing as my job sucks total ass too. But that doesn’t mean we gotta drag everybody else down with us, smoke a joint when you get off work tonight and try to put a positive spin on things  

“total happiness in all areas of their lives” = wanting to play for a non-losing team and getting PT in your preferred role? You’re making a mountain out of a molehill, dude

Boban is an unkillable entity obviously, even in the face of John Wick

This is the kind of petty bullshit that soothes the soul. I will say, those curfews are pretty lame and would likely kill off any interest I’d have in playing a venue if I was a band/manager of a band

+1 for Dingerbeetus

Much like Osama, the beer throwing culprit was a creature of the Browns’ own making. 

Would love to see a $20 single player expansion story in Mexico or something, I’d have a lot less qualms about spending the money versus sinking cash into an aimless multiplayer. 

God, “fractured kneecap” is a phrase full of nopenopenope. But I guess it’s better than “shattered kneecap”.....

Happy to see someone else championing ‘Gansett as the cheap beer of choice

This is really, really fucking sad. When notable Iranian players are calling for change, the authorities should really just wake up and smell the coffee, it’s not 961 anymore. 

It was no coincedence....