Holy fuck, I need to get down to my local thrift store and purchase three of those shirts posthaste!!!

“You need to be terrified of me too, bitch.”

The program infrastructure is still very strong, hopefully Howard will be a good recruiter and a good enough coach. No chance he’s going to match up with Belein’s tactical mind anytime soon, but I think they’ll still be pretty good for the foreseeable future 

I’d argue that Michigan basketball has looked more competent than Michigan football for at least a decade now 

Pete Alonso looks like my dad after winning the July 4th splash contest. 

I was praying someone was going to respond with this, +1 Calvin Klein model

“It is senseless to ruminate on the state of the mucus; the mucus resides in a fluid state, nonconforming to any rigidity or ideals. Yet we must compel the mucus to submit to winnowing, for the presence has made me most discomfited.” - the picker, pondering Cantona’s nihilism

Seriously, the only thing I could think about watching that Keystone Kops routine was how he’d be peppered full of holes if his skin complexion was darker. Infuriating that that’s the first thought, but hey, that’s the world we live in. 

Dan, you really buried the lede here. Harper named his damn kid Krew Aron?!? Man, with a name like Krew Harper, I can’t even begin to imagine all the places that kid will go...a mediocre young adult dystopian novel, a rundown male strip club on the outskirts of New Orleans, a shitty all white rap group named “Da…

Bonchon is your friend. Some of the best wings I’ve ever had and the location (not sure if there’s multiple) by Nats Park is typically sort of quiet, while still only a few blocks from the stadium.

How about Pam’s cocaine cupcakes? 

I still see young kids with Marion Berry shirts around the city occasionally, never fails to make me chuckle. Have to love a local crack smoking hero 

Could’ve been Rosenthal earlier this season before he crashed and burned...definitely was Werth back in the day 

He’s a good player and all, one of the top 5 in the world. But can the future of an entire continent soccer’s reaaaaaalllllly hinge on one player?

There must be some kind of personal history stretching back to JV’s time with the Tigers, because how could Fenech be salty about the way things ended? It was time to trade him. Also, the Tigers definitely have not “won the trade”, considering Verlander’s won the Stros a WS and may win another this season, and the…

A true hero (and representation) of the people of Indiana! 

Now I feel like a bad Internet denizen for having missed a reference 

What the hell is the context of this painting? Why was the woman still wearing her fancy hat if she was going to get into a scrap? Why does the man look like he’s been fighting an ocelot or practicing emo pre-teen self help? What’s the money line and can I take the under?

Nothing like some good ol’ rosin lube to grease the gears up a little bit