Truth, but 8 songs in a row to open? Seems like an intentional bit of pettiness

Gotta be honest, I’m pretty disappointed he didn’t have a heart attack at the end of the video

If present day Dotel is anything like his Tigers days, he surely got arrested for slinging some downright filthy stuff. 

Might as well change your handle to That_Old_Guy now 

Except Keuchel’s not having anywhere near the season that Kershaw is...

Stolen from GRRMs_Side_Hobby above. I don’t doubt the added benefit of having “weed” in the name helps with Asheville hippies, but that’s not why the founders went with it. 

Ooft, that is a really bad mistake. In the headline even 

Surreal to see how much of that could feasibly be a real article about Der Führer and *insert place/person/inanimate object* that criticized him

I was trying to figure out if they were playing in light rain or something, but then I just realized nope, that’s a plague of locusts 

A modern day T.S. Eliot

Such a gross dereliction of duty and he STILL only got a year. Damn it’s good to be a white man! 

It will be soon. And then it’ll be in every damn supermarket or gas station you happen upon 

To be fair, it was 4 people in 1970. And no, I do not remember it, seeing as I was born in ‘95. But I am nostalgic for it.

Smells like haterade in here 

Tin soldiers and Trump’s comin’

Ever had Wicked Weed? It’s a pretty stellar brewery, and I don’t think the name was meant to be “hip” and attract people

Because nothing says ‘MURICA like giving a 13 year old a skull fracture for not taking his hat off during the flag ditty. 

God, the anticipation in that GIF, just waiting on it. Tantalizing. Intoxicating. Hilarious.