Ramon packed more nuance and thought into that line about being good enough to play for racist bald shithead #1 than RBS #1 has managed to squeeze into his entire pathetic life. Good on ya, Ramon.

Well, he may have been “uniquely qualified to put his finger on the pulse”, but he couldn’t find it through all of his neck jowls.

Checks out, this is definitely not the only story/video out there confirming it

Cameron Brittain was a nice change of pace, an oasis in a desert of mindless anger so to speak. 

The Los Angeles Traffic Jams (the logo will obviously be an anthromorphic car, Cars style, jumping over gridlock and dunking)

Cutrone was a great bit of business for them

shocker_in_gloomtown shocks commentariat by shockingly mocking former Shocker

Sounds delicious

+1 tear in the rain 

Life motto: do not fuck with large Balkan men. 

On his back or on his chest? 

After all these years, the fine folks at the Gizmodo Media help desk are going to reunite me with my estranged father! This is the best day of my life!!!

Kinja being weird for anyone else? I can’t see the video embed, it’s just a large blank space in the middle of the page.

Switches and other child beating tools are expensive in this day an age! 

We, as males, suck majorly.

A hockey player giving a nuanced, introspective interview? This must be Amerikanski spy’s doing, no khokkeist would ever have such reasonable takes

+1 for any True Romance reference

Probably Fortnite, seeing as they’re taking advantage of children and their parents’ credit cards.