Being in it terrified me, but that had more to do with my ex’s driving than the car itself.

This was my first guess. I saw the pictures and thought it looked just like my ex-girlfriend’s car.

This deserves all the stars.

He is a dream boat, isn’t he?

His arms must be super long.

Getting hit by one.

Charlotte bros are a weird breed. They do shit like this while wearing pastel shorts and boat shoes.

Right? I really think Miami teams should get a pass on this type of thing.

Who decided that Serbians are no longer gypsy shit?

This is far better than what I would have said.

I have to admit the last line made me chuckle.

I never even had a name for them until I went to lunch with a coworker and he ordered all “flats.”

I’ve got a ‘16 4Runner. When I’m low I’ll sometimes change the display to how many miles are left until empty and love how it will say “1" for 50 miles.

I meant does not describe. Oops.

This was my first thought when reading this as well. Freaky sex is a real possibility. It’s an explanation for people on the outside seeing potentially “violent behavior” and personal enough for her to not want to specifically address it in her letter and instead insist domestic violence does describe what occurred.

Ahh, good to see the alma mater in the news.

If I didn’t have a phone through work, I’d probably have a flip phone.

I recommend Puck Moonen.

The lack of definition in his thighs, considering how big they are, is super weird looking. They look like giant sausages about to burst.

I wonder which one is the sprinter...