I do this as well. I also will do a thumbs down with a “womp womp” face, if that makes sense. One guy I did it to actually hung his head in shame. He knew he deserved it.

Oh, of course. You need to find something with geometry you’re comfortable on. I personally like the geometry of my cyclocross bike and find some of the other styles a bit “reachy,” if that makes sense. However, I think for versatility and bang for your buck a cyclocross/adventure/gravel style bike is the way to go if…

Plumber friend can confirm: A lot of jerking in the shower combined with large amounts of long hair in the drain turns it into quite a mess to unclog. So, if you or your wife have long hair.... don’t jerk it in the shower.

The answer is a cyclocross bike. You can do pretty much everything on it.

Fuck. I can’t row 2000m as fast as this goon. In my defense I’m only 5'7", but still.. :(

I got a two pack of some type that comes in a black and yellow tube for $10 at CVS about a month ago. The cashier said I had a coupon somehow. I was pleasantly surprised considering all the shit I heard about how expensive they were.

If someone is rude to you and you don’t post about it on twitter... did it actually happen?

Peeing still happens on the fly, but the bibs make it hard to shit while moving.

Bought 4Runner. Do not regret.

Haha. I was waiting for that. That was not my intention.

I recently had a pretty rough night and woke up naked on my bathroom floor. I had also puked in my bathroom sink (not in the toilet, 2 feet away). It of course clogged the small sink drain so I had to scoop it out with a big serving spoon. It was awful. I’m going with puke.

I’m the opposite... I like the cold ketchup with warm fries thing. But yes, anything other than Heinz can fuck right off.

I’m with you on this one. In my younger days I had some pretty serious distance and once shot cum into my own damn mouth and yea, it didn’t taste awesome... but I didn’t vomit, catch some strange cum disease or die because of it. The same cannot be said for other fluids.

It takes me from my desk to the diner... so, sorta the opposite?

The company I work for has a slide. It’s pretty dope.

Does anything really matter?

I think I’m in love.

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A number of years ago when I still lived in Cleveland the Cardinals were in town for interleague and I heard the stat that the Indians are the only AL team the Cardinals have not won a series against in interleague play. I don’t know if that’s still the case and don’t really care enough to go check, but apparently…

It may have less to do with him and more to do with those asked being English.