I’ve posted this before, but it’s worth repeating.

I got into Carlin because of his Common Sense podcast. Painfotainment was informative, but not his best. Try 6 episodes (18 full hours) he has on WWI. I’m not big on history, but that had me riveted.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

It shouldn’t be confusing; the oil drain plug is on the same side as the oil filter, which is perfectly logical. But it makes me feel a little better to know I’m not the only one.

Look at the bright side... Now you don’t have to worry about doing a fluid flush. Cross that off your to-do list, open a beer, and relax knowing you have performed maintenance ahead of schedule!

I support this but would add that even if you have kids it’s OK to pull them and go for a week in the school year. They won’t bomb 2nd grade as long as you take care of business the rest of the school year.

My girlfriend is a teacher, and I’m pretty sure it’s the vacations during the school year that are her favorite.

Viper people: Well if....

Challenger people: wingadingadingadinga wingadingadingadinga

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

“Alright, we had to sell everything to pay the emissions cheating settlement. Does anyone have a car left for motorsports?”

Next season we’re all going to stand around cross-armed, covered in grease, wearing in our matching TV shirts that say Jalopnik Garage. Also we’re getting full-body tattoos and goatees.

Sounds like he paid them up until he didn’t want to anymore. Not sure what the guy owes anyone more than that. I guess he could have given them two weeks notice, but guess what, those same people who apparently have ‘bills to pay’ but no emergency fund wouldn’t be any better off with the extra two weeks notice.

If…

The VR4 was basically a 4 door DSM Talon/Eclipse. It’s quite a bit more than lipstick.

this deserves more upvotes, and i feel like most dont get the joke...

This will decimate all... especially if combined with FreeValve. If we have to, overnight parts from Sweden.

If he makes a video that I find interesting/informative, why not share it?

Someone’s going to start selling 10mm sockets in 50 packs and make a killing.

“But it’s literally just a couple bolts; we’ll be done in like, 10 minutes,”

— and this, is how you anger the Gods.

Mazda 6. Very fuel efficient, and enough space for the twins.