Is it me, or does Mike Pence look like the villain in an 80's buddy cop movie?

That’s in your last semester of your third year.

Yeah... I think we’re done here.

Well, I can’t say I’m surprised given how they react to the term “antifa” as something that’s evil. Not sure if they realize that it’s a shortening of “anti-fascist,” which historically has always been a good thing.

Chicago-Pittsburgh would be a hell of a series, but I’m not sure either of them gets there this year. Still, it’s a long way to go until June.

How do you get a breakaway from basically your own goal line? I was going to say his speed reminds me of Pavel Bure, but then I remembered that Bure never got within 10 yards of his own goaltender.

It’s a previous generation game game, but I don’t think you could go wrong adding Journey to this list. I still play it probably once a month just to relax.

Maybe they request this?

Day ain’t over yet.

See, also, “unpresidented.”

At this point, “presidential” appears to mean he did not cause the podium to burst into flames, somehow.

Hope you don’t mind if I steal this.

On a day when laughs are hard to come by, you did outstanding work.

It’s so true. Every team has fans that are assholes. If a person doesn’t think that’s true of his/her team, it’s probably because they are that asshole.

The exchange between Bettman and Mayor Nenshi feels like it’s straight out of “The Wire:” 

Probably not a lot of Kings fans willing to make that trip knowing that the team’s regulars weren’t going to see the ice because of the China trip. I expect things will be different once the season gets underway.

“Don’t Ask Me Why My Recruits Have New Adidas”

This is the best pedantry that has ever pedanted. Take your star, sir.

He caught number 70 this weekend. Had he been thinking clearly, he would have walked off the field after his last game.