Also, in printed form, it would be libel, but that’s neither here nor there.

Came here for this. Left happy.

So, this article is saying it’s a problem if my girlfriend has taken to calling our bedroom the Pit of Despair?

This cannot be emphasized enough. Thank you.

Now I have that song in my head for the first time in years. Thanks for nothing.

I agree with you, and as much as I have enjoyed watching NHL players in the Olympics, I can see why players (elite or otherwise) may not go to the wall to play in the Games. They have a very short window in which to play the game and make the money they make when compared to the owners, who don’t get forced out of the…

This was a helpful approach in law school, where many casebooks had questions at the end of a section. At the very least, it gave me a road map to the material I was about to read, and a gauge as to how intricate the rules I had to learn were.

Isn’t this guy the definition of “Hollywood Elite” that Republicans are always braying about?

That’s why I hung on to my solar eclipse sunglasses.

Being a native of Southern California, I did not bat an eye, but merely nodded knowingly as I read the quote.

When the reply is better than the original, you earn a +1.

“You’re putting me on...” - Marty Feldman

Still not as good an excuse as Glenallen Hill nearly killing himself with a glass coffee table because of a dream about spiders.

I have Siri set to Canadian English, and it won’t stop apologizing.

I was going to go with the drummer in Spinal Tap, but yours is better.

It’s not her face. It’s the garbage spewing from it.

Used to be a PC guy, but kept having to replace them every 2-3 years for various hardware failures. I switched to Macbook in 2007, and replaced my first one after 7 years. That’s two laptops purchased in the last 10 years, and my second one is working as well as the day I bought in in 2014.

Nuanced feelings? In a comment section? Surely, you jest.

He had a few good chances early, but just couldn’t finish. I just had a bad feeling about that game even before Mane was sent off. Alexander-Arnold looked like he wasn’t ready for that big of a stage yet, and Klavan was not prepared to deal with Aguero (not that Lovren would have been a big improvement). Still, it’s…