So glad I woke up at 4:30 on Saturday to watch that match. Talk about a crappy way to start a weekend.

My advice is just to spend a season watching the league without a rooting interest. Try to pick a game every weekend that includes at least one club you haven’t seen yet. You may find that you naturally gravitate toward certain clubs and their style of play. However, if a team goes down a man from a red card, take…

You forgot the photo of the bedroom:

There are good people on both sides of the hammer.

I’m aware of it. I’m basically parrotting what I said to my TV the first time I heard it.

I played The Stick of Truth, and it was a surprisingly good game. Not only was it hilarious, but the mechanics of the game worked well, too. I totally recommend it, if you are not easily offended.

It wasn’t me.

This was very paneful to read.

It’s a northern Cali thing, and by northern I mean everywhere north of Santa Barbara.

Yeah, I totally had that kind of free time in my 1L year.

Nah, it’s just that we went from shopping at Banana Republic to living in one.

The worst example of cultural insensitivity I’ve seen in recent years is this:

No engineer hat, though.

I’m more interested to learn how exactly the headlights came to be damaged by “driving through deep water.”

My girlfriend does the same thing. She was born in London, but raised in Southern California. You never would know she’s English unless you hear her speaking to her parents or her sister.

Das ist wunderbar kinja.

Especially given the number of challenges on the map in Just Cause, and pretty much all of the ones involving vehicles are dependent upon you being able to master vehicle physics that don’t make a lot of sense (looking at you, motorcycles).

I haven’t played in awhile, but I can at least explain the Dark Zone. It’s an area of the map that is cordoned off from the rest of the city where you not only encounter tougher enemies, but where players can turn rogue and kill other players. Any loot you find in the zone is contaminated, and has to be airlifted out…

A kiwi and a Mass Effect fan... where do I sign up?

Goddammit. Have your star.