Tom Llamas once scolded a woman for browsing through a magazine in the drug store, saying, “This is not a library.”

I was going to say he bunts in beer league softball. This is just as good.

It seems like only yesterday I cared about her being a heartbeat away from the presidency. Today, it seems like we have an idea of how that might have gone.

Men like him can never change...

Night King: “Let us through the wall.”

Honestly had no idea he was Irish when I first saw him on The Wire because his Bawlmer accent on that show was pretty spot on.

I say this as a supporter of Liverpool. They’re off to a good start, but they’re still prone to stumbling against “lesser” competition. They gave away points at Watford in the first game because they still haven’t solved their problem defending set pieces. They only managed one goal against Crystal Palace, which…

GOP be like:

Seems that Chris Cantwell get a date, can he?

Euron? Theon? Yara?

In my experience, every toddler I meet is an asshole. Then again, maybe the unifying factor there is me.

As long as they make the Mako handle like the Nomad, I could be down for that.

No worries. I’m sure Scott Baio, Antonio Sabato Jr., Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Victoria Jackson, and Gary Busey will all show fine stewardship of the PCAH.

The look on his face the day after the election as he toured the Capitol made me think the same thing. Inside, he appeared to be saying, “Wait, I actually won, and this is now my job?”

Like I didn’t know that? C’mon, son!

Not enough exclamation points!

I think you meant “grab her by the popcorn.”