You worked hard for that star. +1

Canadian’s don’t use turn signals either. We’re awful drivers.

I really tried, but I couldn’t get past the fact that a Congressman is named Buddy.

+1 aaaayyyyyyyyyy

I prefer to think of Trump as the human form of the average comment section on any YouTube video.

Ah yes, I remember well my time spent as the brash, young LAPD detective who would suddenly SPEAK IN A LOUDER AND MEANER VOICE when I decided that a witness wasn’t telling me the full truth.

This may one day rival the Clay Davis supercut from the Wire:

FAKE CHEWS

Synergy + Kinja = Kinjergy?

In my head, I took your comment a step further and ended up with something about Trump-burps. Then I gouged out my eyes and guzzled Liquid Plumr.

I’m actually a ghost/speechwriter. And a big phony in my daily life.

That was the first thing I thought of when I heard the news last night. He seemed really confused at the hearing, and I’d wondered if he had a stroke because his incoherence reminded me a lot of my mother when she had hers. Sadly, it’s even more serious than that.

It was either going to be the True Romance scene, or this one:

The passing of a true friend is always a difficult occasion, no matter leather their life was long or short.

That’s stunning. It’s like you were there.

There’s a real difference between news as a service versus news as a product. I’m old enough to remember when cable news was just CNN, but most people got their news from local networks and the nightly national broadcasts on ABC, CBS, and NBC. Those shows were (and still are) simply about reporting what happened. Very…

Nothing like going -58 to win at a tournament at Pebble Beach.

I thought I had no other siblings than my sister. Welcome to the family!

Very soon, we will find out that Donald Trump Jr. was a double-agent, working to suss out Russian influence in our elections. The phrase “I love it” is known to be a code phrase meaning, “Come arrest these people.”