This is high quality.

President Orrin Hatch, or Rex Tillerson, for example?

I dunno, I kind of feel it was a missed opportunity to play a loop of this wonderful song...

+1 David Eckstein

I read articles about the vice president like this and all I see is Frank Underwood:

Alas, that is all lost to history. When the South burned, the ice rinks all melted.

He got better.

Speaking as a long time Kings fan who finally got to see them win one Cup (let alone two), I have been alright with the fact that they’ve won exactly one playoff game in the three years following their last Cup.

Further reminder that the Angels have wasted a good portion of Trout’s career thus far by not getting him any help.

That they’re this risk adverse has always kind of baffled me. Vegas is in a position to take that leap, though. God knows they have enough draft picks after the expansion draft. Then again, they may use those picks trying to peel away someone like the perpetually available Matt Duchene.

Police Academy 5 was the best

Secret menu ordering is acceptable at In-N-Out, but only because the “secret” menu is pretty much not a secret.

I’m not saying you’re wrong about gamers contributing to the demise of Andromeda. I agree that many of the complaints were given a large signal boost that is outsized given the nature of the problems, especially when many of these flaws exist in other AAA titles and are seemingly forgiven. I guess people just have…

It just sounds to me like NHL GMs are just reticent to chase (Kentucky) waterfalls.

If you need Senator Graham, he’ll be on the fainting couch.

Because no one who is running for office would ever commit the sin of telling the truth: Not all of us are one day going to be rich.

That moment when this quote reminds you that Predator is the only movie that starred two guys who would become governors (and that either one would be a better option for president, if the laws allowed)

Pretty sure that if my face were bleeding post-surgery, I would be at a hospital, not a golf resort.

A head of state wouldn’t spend time disagreeing with TV show hosts, let alone name calling.