It’s becoming more and more clear that he is using Frank Underwood as a role model.

Because all truckers drive with an expression on their face like they’re starring in Mad Max.

I’m a liberal who gave up on ESPN after they gave up on the NHL. It was pretty simple, really. They don’t care about my favorite sport, so why should I watch?

I imagine Trump will have to be dragged out of the White House by his legs, clawing at the ground with his tiny hands, even if he makes it through a full term or two.

Angry Niko is the best Niko.

The funnel web spider gets it first.

Take caution in your tone when you speak of our Commandurine Chief.

Urine contention for comment of the day. +1

That just tells me he could run for office one day.

Not sure it was Bergevin as much as it was Therrien and Pacioretty, but I agree. Weber’s a great player, and had a really strong start to the year, but he looks like he’s starting to wear down earlier and earlier each season. His last game as a Predator was one of the worst he’s ever played, whereas PK’s best game as…

In Soviet Tampa, you strike lighting?

Release version Peebee kind of bothers me too. She looks like what happens when the NHL has an outdoor game and one of the players goes nuts with the eye black because he’s not used to wearing it. Credit to the developers though for making a joke out of it during one of the squad conversations that happens when you’re…

Still better than Liam.

Good, I’m not the only one who thought that.

Swapping out Mike Milbury and Pierre Maguire with Kevin Weekes and Ray Ferraro would be welcome changes. I have less of a problem with Jeremy Roenick and Keith Jones, and I like that they’ve been bringing in current players as guest analysts (Brian Gionta, Shane Doan, etc.).

Goddamn Eric Desjardins.

Didn’t think there could be a more despicable sheriff than Joe Arpaio, but here we are.

It’s all fun and games until these bastards show up:

Unintelligble, that’s what you are
Unintelligble though near or far
Like the orange skin that clings to you
How the golden shower does things to you
Never before has someone been more