Also, prosecutors have no interest in using said witnesses in court. I’m pretty sure in law school I was taught that all I have to do is put a criminal in front of the jury and say, “That guy did this bad thing so you should put him away,” and I win my case.

I plan on collecting Social Security before my loans are paid off, which means probably never.

Well, no need to go overboard in your investigation.

You’re saying he was in Private Benjamin at the time?

“Only his helmet was sent flying? Lucky!” - Jeff Carter

The 2012 Cup, yes. They got in as the eighth seed on the last day of the season. In reality, though, they were only two points behind the Coyotes, who ended up third under the old playoff format. The Kings were up 3-0 in every series that year and only lost 4 games in the entire playoffs.

As a Kings fan, I know this feeling. This year, I am stuck with rooting for whichever teams can dismantle the Ducks, Sharks, and Oilers. Thankfully, at least two of them will be gone by the conference final at the hands of the others.

+1, begrudgingly.

THIS is good Kinja.

Maybe you’re right that it’s to keep him in place in the event of the investigation turning up impeachable offenses against Trump, but I still find it hard to believe that he had no idea about any of what was going on.

This photo just made me realize that Pence has tiny hands, too.

I know it would mean that we’d end up with President Paul Ryan if they were both impeached, but why is Pence seemingly getting a pass on the Russian connection to the Trump campaign?

Right? I wonder if there was a depreciation in his level of play after that.

I got it. In one photo, Aaron Hernandez was alive, and in the other he is not.

+1 hot dog thrown down a hallway.

Serves them right for placing a tennis court near those apartments.

John McCain comes to mind.

Schiff or Ted Lieu are my guesses as to who would run for her seat. Maybe Loretta Sanchez, but she got trounced by Harris.

My guess is he has his eye on another office, but wants to “spend time with his family” until he can run for it. Perhaps governor of Utah in 2020?

Mildly surprised Trump didn’t tap him to run the FDA.