Urine contention for comment of the day. +1

That just tells me he could run for office one day.

Not sure it was Bergevin as much as it was Therrien and Pacioretty, but I agree. Weber’s a great player, and had a really strong start to the year, but he looks like he’s starting to wear down earlier and earlier each season. His last game as a Predator was one of the worst he’s ever played, whereas PK’s best game as…

In Soviet Tampa, you strike lighting?

Release version Peebee kind of bothers me too. She looks like what happens when the NHL has an outdoor game and one of the players goes nuts with the eye black because he’s not used to wearing it. Credit to the developers though for making a joke out of it during one of the squad conversations that happens when you’re…

Still better than Liam.

Good, I’m not the only one who thought that.

Swapping out Mike Milbury and Pierre Maguire with Kevin Weekes and Ray Ferraro would be welcome changes. I have less of a problem with Jeremy Roenick and Keith Jones, and I like that they’ve been bringing in current players as guest analysts (Brian Gionta, Shane Doan, etc.).

Goddamn Eric Desjardins.

Didn’t think there could be a more despicable sheriff than Joe Arpaio, but here we are.

It’s all fun and games until these bastards show up:

Unintelligble, that’s what you are
Unintelligble though near or far
Like the orange skin that clings to you
How the golden shower does things to you
Never before has someone been more

Also, prosecutors have no interest in using said witnesses in court. I’m pretty sure in law school I was taught that all I have to do is put a criminal in front of the jury and say, “That guy did this bad thing so you should put him away,” and I win my case.

I plan on collecting Social Security before my loans are paid off, which means probably never.

Well, no need to go overboard in your investigation.

You’re saying he was in Private Benjamin at the time?

“Only his helmet was sent flying? Lucky!” - Jeff Carter

The 2012 Cup, yes. They got in as the eighth seed on the last day of the season. In reality, though, they were only two points behind the Coyotes, who ended up third under the old playoff format. The Kings were up 3-0 in every series that year and only lost 4 games in the entire playoffs.

As a Kings fan, I know this feeling. This year, I am stuck with rooting for whichever teams can dismantle the Ducks, Sharks, and Oilers. Thankfully, at least two of them will be gone by the conference final at the hands of the others.