No one can hold a fargin candle to Roman fargin Maroni, you sumonabatch.

It’s ironic that you bring up a man notorious for other crimes who was taken down for evading income taxes.

To be fair, although I think you’re right that the Hawks would have won that series if it had been them instead of the Kings, the Kings-Rangers Final did have a lot of close games. Games 1, 2 and 5 were overtime wins for the Kings, and the Rangers won Game 4 2-1. Only Game 3 wasn’t close: a 3-0 win for the Kings. So,…

It’s condensed, but it’s kind of the four corners area, where the states of Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico all meet at one point (for example, Lake Powell is on the Arizona-Utah border). There’s also vanatage points for places like Monument Valley and Bryce Canyon. I’m not sure if there are any vantage points…

My favorite thing about the Rost’s grave scene is that no mission ever directs you to go back there. It’s totally voluntary, but it’s a really powerful moment. Ashly Burch isn’t getting nearly enough credit for her work in this game.

God bless the internet.

You worked really hard for this star I give.

Also, the kid sitting next to Spicer was adorable looking. After the Egg Roll he went back to his time machine to return to the 1930's so he could keep his job selling newspapers on the street corners of Chicago.

It really is true, isn’t it? This country elected Veruca Salt to be President of the United States.

I respect his use of “friend” in the question to Duckie: “Do you have a problem, friend?”

I know my copy of Mass Effect: Andromeda has bugs, but this is a bridge too far.

I did not expect to have Canned Heat stuck in my head after reading this article. Well played.

+0.1 hours website development.

Pekka Rinne has two more points than every Blackhawk in the playoffs.

That was the reason it was so hard to make a pick in this series. Both have good scoring wingers and support players, at least one solid #1 defenseman, and an elite goalie. Neither team has that elite #1 center who scares the crap out of the opposition, and in the playoffs, that’s as important as having solid…

Looks like he flew United.

I didn’t find it frustrating at all, and I didn’t pick up this armor until right before the final mission (I would argue it’s more fun without it). It’s a fantastic game, though learning how to fight effectively can take awhile. Once you learned how to analyze each type of creature for its weakspots, combat becomes a…

Are you Thor about that?

“REY, DIDJA PUT YAH LIGHTSABER IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAHHH?!!”

“We don’t love mohos.”- Snoop Dogg, 1996