Well, why stop at our own borders, amirite?

He doesn’t really get the whole “don’t tell the fucking secret” thing.

It’s the small things, right?

Well, on the bright side, I guess living on the West Coast means I won’t have to repay my student loans if I get vaporized. Take that, student loan servicers.

I’m halfway there:

True. It must be context-sensitive.

Duh, it’s “X.”

Really weird that SNL would go there, and on a Tuesday, too.

Also, the Jews weren’t Hitler’s own people. Because, you know... Jews.

+0.5 for the analogy, +0.5 for your name.

Hockey has a chicken/egg problem with local sports media here. They believe there aren’t enough hockey fans to justify the coverage, but maybe there aren’t enough hockey fans because there’s no coverage of the teams. I get more coverage of the Kings and Ducks out of radio stations in Canada than I do here (God bless…

Wouldn’t surprise me if they give Tony Granato a call. Not saying that’s the best move, but it wouldn’t surprise me.

I’ve always thought the trade he made to bring in Justin Williams was really an underrated move. On the other hand, letting Williams walk out the door was one of his worst moves (which was set up in part by the Richards fiasco). He was the perfect compliment on Kopitar’s line, and is the kind of creative player this…

Doesn’t help that local media (especially sports radio) refuses to cover anything other than the Lakers and Dodgers.

Did no one think to check the outfield at Turner Field?

*paints happy little tree*

“Dive.” - Every Liverpool supporter.

Yeah, they were pretty fortunate. To your original point, aside from McDavidthe Oilers got unlucky with the classes they had to choose from. In any other year, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins would not have been the first overall pick (that was a pretty bad draft class), and Yakupov can’t be called anything but a bust at this…

Classy move by the Flyers’ bench to give him fist bumps as he skated by. The game meant nothing to them and everything to him.

Crosby’s drafting was mostly luck, though. Because the lockout cancelled the prior season, it was a lottery of all 30 teams, with teams having between 1 and 3 chances of winning that pick based on their playoff records (or lack thereof) from the three prior years. He could have potentially gone to the Lightning, who…